Gothscene Communication Update
I’ve been exchanging emails with Normal Girl over the past few nights; nothing crazy, just small-talk. However, she seems primed and ready for a date. I’ll be in NYC this entire weekend, but I’m pulling for a meeting next week.
I just sent her the message, “So what are the chances of us hanging out next weekend?”
Pretty smooth of me, right?
Sike. That line sucked, but this is gothscene.com – being smooth doesn’t even matter, just like on www.scottbrundage.com.
As I was browsing the site last night, I stumbled upon an incredible feature:
Chat rooms.
Without the confines of a one-on-one chat, I was able to engage multiple undead users at once. Check out the online party that I attended:
chuckblog has entered the Gothic Chat
chuckblog> Hi guys!!
666bloodyroses> ello
chuckblog> So what’s up everyone?!!
truck2353> Ive had a lot of shite going on in my life lately..
chuckblog> what’s wrong truck?
chuckblog> Is everything OK?
truck2353> just personal stuffs
chuckblog> Ah, bummer man. Good luck with that though.
chuckblog> Are any of you guys Matchbox 20 fans?
chuckblog> I’m rockin out to some Matchbox right now.
666bloodyroses> is that like emo music?
chuckblog> I’d describe it as “emo with a message”.
666bloodyroses> ehhh every song made has a message….so ur saying its just emo music
chuckblog> Not really.
chuckblog> Let me change my definition.
666bloodyroses> k
chuckblog> “Emo for the common man”
666bloodyroses> hmmm…i dont think you can put…common and emo in the same sentence…
chuckblog> Sure you can 666bloodyroses…For instance, “One day, a man with the common name ‘Joe’ listened to emo music.”
luck81 has entered the Gothic
666bloodyroses> hiya luck
chuckblog> Hey Luck!
luck81> hi
chuckblog> Do you guys all know each other?
666bloodyroses> truck and i go wayyyyyyyyyyyyy back
chuckblog> That really sucks.
chuckblog> Not your relationship with each other.
chuckblog> I mean your broken ‘y’ key.
666bloodyroses> huh?
chuckblog> So what else?
truck2353> Goodnight Goth Scene
666bloodyroses> goodnight truck
chuckblog> Bye truck, it was pleasant chatting with you!
truck2353> you too muh man.. talk ta ya later
luck81 left the Gothic
truck2353 left the Gothic
chuckblog> Well, I guess it’s just the 3 of us!
chuckblog> 
chuckblog> Um, guys?
666bloodyroses> ellos
666bloodyroses> so…how old are you?
666bloodyroses> where u from?
chuckblog> I just turned 18, my parents gave me their credit card to sign up.
666bloodyroses> i would go see ur pro but its taking forever to upload
666bloodyroses> ura youngling….hehe…
chuckblog> I’m just kidding, I’m actually 24.
666bloodyroses> sure…sure…..its ok to be 18
chuckblog> Shucks, you got me!
chuckblog> So how old are you?
666bloodyroses> very old
666bloodyroses> granny old
666bloodyroses> senior home old
chuckblog> Does that mean 17?
666bloodyroses> 31 hun
chuckblog> Wow.
chuckblog> You are old!
666bloodyroses> yuppers….
chuckblog> Spike is giving me the silent treatment.
chuckblog> 
chuckblog> Do you take martial arts?
666bloodyroses> ummm…ehhh…i no it xsists…so thats good enough…
666bloodyroses> know*
chuckblog> That was a very cryptic answer.
chuckblog> Did Sensei Kreese command you to respond that way under questioning?
666bloodyroses> would he have?
chuckblog> Of course.
666bloodyroses> ok then
chuckblog> Oh nice, Chumbawamba just came on!!ZOMG!!
chuckblog> Old school!111111
blackethx> I am oldskool as hell
chuckblog> How so blackethx?
blackethx> 37
blackethx> years older than dirt
chuckblog> I think you’re a liar.
blackethx> who lies?
blackethx> I was born june 1st 1970
chuckblog> That sounds about right.
chuckblog> That would make you 37.
chuckblog> You must be telling the truth.
blackethx> I am
blackethx> what I have to turn in my goth card at 29?
blackethx> and start wearing walmart crap
chuckblog> Wait…why didn’t I get issued a goth card?
666bloodyroses> *sings* lets all go to the lobby …lets all go to the lobby to get ourselfs a snack!
chuckblog> I guess we should go to the lobby.
At this point we moved from the “goth” chat room to the “lobby” chat room.
chuckblog has entered the Lobby
chuckblog> Hello everyone!
nesolith> hi
blackethx> hi
666bloodyroses> im good hun….you?
chuckblog> I’m great!
motherdarkness> i’m alright
chuckblog> Oh…you weren’t talking to me.
chuckblog> “I get knocked down, but i get up again! Ain’t never gonna keep me down”
chuckblog> Can anyone guess the band?
blackethx> no
spawn89> the song was tubthumber
chuckblog> Tubthumper is the song…what’s the band?
666bloodyroses> back street fags?
spawn89> cant think of the band
nesolith> me neither
soultorture64> back door boys
chuckblog> Nope, it’s not the back door boys. You’re getting warm…
chuckblog> Anyone?
nesolith> nope…
spawn89> no but it was so overplayed it the 90’s
chuckblog> You really think so?
spawn89> here in detroit it was
chuckblog> It wasn’t overplayed out in New York, thankfully.
chuckblog> That really sucks for Detroit though.
spawn89> the band is from uk..chumbawuna
chuckblog> You got it!
blackethx> I got one
blackethx> ready?
chuckblog> Ok, hit me…I’m a pro.
blackethx> Dazzled doused in gin
blackethx> thats it
nesolith> no idea
chuckblog> I think I know this one…
chuckblog> Third Eye Blind?
noon66> sucks
blackethx> you dont have it
noon66> lol
chuckblog> Ok, let me give it another shot.
chuckblog> It’s not 3EB…
666vampire666> AFI?
blackethx> no
blackethx> not afi
chuckblog> Insane Clown Posse?
blackethx> are you serious?
chuckblog> Ok, I give up.
blackethx> ok
blackethx> everyone give up
blackethx> ?
chuckblog> Yeah, everyone gives up.
666vampire666> sure
blackethx> PLACEBO- change your taste in men
chuckblog> Damn…I was so close with 3EB.
chuckblog> So guys.
chuckblog> What else?
666vampire666> RA BITCH RA
blackethx> I was trying to talk about music and lyrics but
blackethx> I dont know whay happened
chuckblog> The music chat was so 2 minutes ago.
chuckblog> Next topic.
blackethx> damn I am just trying to be nice
blackethx> and the next topic is…
chuckblog> Flip cup?
666vampire666> BLAH MA- theres the next topic for ya
chuckblog> 666vampire666, do you have tourette’s by any chance?
chuckblog> No offense, obviously.
666vampire666> what
chuckblog> I’ve got the sickest mix on right now:
chuckblog> Matchbox 20.
chuckblog> To Chumbawumba.
chuckblog> Now Maroon 5 is playing.
chuckblog> Next up is Cannibal Corpse.
chuckblog> And then Billy Joel.
chuckblog> Can’t beat that.
motherdarkness> maroon 5 blows
motherdarkness> like none other
chuckblog> Why do you think?
motherdarkness> they just suck
motherdarkness> his voice hurts me…
motherdarkness> and the lyrics are annoying
motherdarkness> you should listen to calabrese
chuckblog> Sounds like an Italian cuisine.
motherdarkness> calabrese is awesome
chuckblog> You should check out Tiramisu.
chuckblog> So ‘motherdarkness’.
chuckblog> Interesting name.
chuckblog> What’s the inspiration?
motherdarkness> there used to be a family of darkness on here
motherdarkness> but the other two left the site
motherdarkness> plus i have friends that call me mother
chuckblog> Wow, you guys formed a club! Was there a greatauntdarkness?
motherdarkness> i always watch after my friends
chuckblog> That’s nice of you.
chuckblog> Do you guys like water sports at all?
chuckblog> Jet skiing, water skiing, tubing, etc?
motherdarkness> i am not a good swimmer
motherdarkness> i like tubing though
motherdarkness> and fishing
chuckblog> That’s very nice!
motherdarkness> jet skis are fun
nesolith> i do a bit of wake boarding
chuckblog> That’s really cool too!
chuckblog> I love water sports!
666bloodyroses left the Lobby
chuckblog> Everyone stopped talking all of a sudden.
nesolith> shit happens
chuckblog> Whelp, I think it’s about time I hit the sack.
blackethx> night
chuckblog> It was really great chatting with you guys!
spawn89> bye
motherdarkness> g’night
nesolith> later
chuckblog> Lord Bless!
The chat provided some really great insights on a range of topics:
Chumbawamba was overplayed in Detroit.
The undead enjoy fine italian cuisine and participating in water sports.
I’ve now been mistaken for an 18 year old in both real life and the internet.
A unanimous agreement has been reached among the living and undead: Maroon 5 really blows.
(Sorry Yeti)
Chuckblog loves you more than a 12 hour night of sleep. Come back and tell all your friends!
Hilarious.
This reminds me of when I was in high school, my mom and I stayed up late every night trying to start a one-on-one cyber chat with people in singles chat rooms, but our cornballin’ got in the way most of the time.
You should try to up your game and try out some lines to get someone to cyber with you.
Oh and whatever you do, don’t use the line “Is anyone on their period?”
On wikipedia I typed “list of death metal bands” and half of these names could be used as descriptors/adjectives in your conversations on gothscene.
Adam Levine will find you and tear out your throat.
I hear that pheromones work well in chat rooms.
okay, i don’t check this shit like its my job or anything, like Gerry doesn’t have the link as a constant g chat post or anything. but if there’s anymore maroon 5 bashing…your getting soooooo unbookmarked.
ya hurd