1. vampire maroon 5.
When the worst band in the world meets Blade 2, we get vampire maroon 5
2. DC boys Adams sweatshirt
Somebody’s looking for an all-boy’s sweatshop in Adams Morgan. holy fuck, who’s looking for an all-gay cheap labor manufacturer in our nation’s capital?
3. + blog “low life” permanent sleep.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
4. how does my girlfriend turn me into a va
How does anyone’s girlfriend turn them into the state of virginia?….or a vagina?
5. my black lips are too big
We have no clue how to respond to this inquiry without offending an entire race.
6. public chuck o’ game
When the Parker Brothers meet crack.
7. reasons why jesus was a black
Take your pick; the giant penis, the afro, the multi-million dollar contract. Motherfucker could turn water into wine. nuff said.
8. hasselhoff friend
Admiting to alcoholism can be a difficult endeavor. David Hasselhof makes the transition to sobriety much easier.
9. vampire penguin
Was somebody looking for vampires or penguins? or both all at once? in any case, this is wacky as shit.
10. totally baked potato 18th St.
This could be song lyrics for Bob Dylan. Or Wierd Al Yankovich. Either way, we’re still confused and scared.
Greetings everyone.
This post was written by Tommy, me and Aristocrat vodka at 3am last night. I’m just as confused as you guys might be.
You’re funny – but get the spelling right…
“I” before “E” except after “C”
Maroon 5 the worst band in the world? I think there should be a vote on your blog to determine which band gets “The Worst Band In The World” title. Could be a fun topic to debate.
chuck blog does not love us anymore?!!
David – Thanks for the tip…we might have to attack the topic.
Mix + Bitch – We appreciate the grammar advice, but Aristocrat vodka was the one who composed the headline. That crazy bastard is forgetful.
Gerry No Game – Chuckblog loves you more than Jesus’ afro.
I liked the last two the best.