Comments on: Unsuitable Theme Songs for the Life of Chuck: Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive” http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/ Rated Worst Blog Of '08 By My Close Friends!!! Mon, 25 May 2009 21:58:08 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Chuck http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/#comment-589 Chuck Thu, 01 May 2008 03:04:58 +0000 http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/?p=165#comment-589 "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”

]]> By: catie http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/#comment-588 catie Thu, 01 May 2008 02:45:12 +0000 http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/?p=165#comment-588 Dundt Cake- My name is spelled with a C, like in cotton candy ass. Yes, I would feel bad ass riding a multi colored steel horse, but I feel pretty bad ass most of the time. Chuckuba- What would be your theme song for when you enter a crowded room? Dundt Cake- My name is spelled with a C, like in cotton candy ass. Yes, I would feel bad ass riding a multi colored steel horse, but I feel pretty bad ass most of the time.

Chuckuba- What would be your theme song for when you enter a crowded room?

]]> By: Brock http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/#comment-587 Brock Thu, 01 May 2008 02:39:20 +0000 http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/?p=165#comment-587 Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring" remains the only known theme song that can capture the bittersweet bloodlust remembered fondly as my deflowering Dave Johnson's prom date. Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring” remains the only known theme song that can capture the bittersweet bloodlust remembered fondly as my deflowering Dave Johnson’s prom date.

]]> By: Chuck http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/#comment-586 Chuck Thu, 01 May 2008 01:50:50 +0000 http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/?p=165#comment-586 Catie - I'm pretty offended that you knew of the name "chuckuba", yet have refrained from addressing me by it. Please do so in the future. As far as the Rammstein lyrics, they kinda resemble how I feel when I wake up in the morning before work. Minus the bestiality undertones. Dunder - Your damn right they purr. Catie – I’m pretty offended that you knew of the name “chuckuba”, yet have refrained from addressing me by it. Please do so in the future. As far as the Rammstein lyrics, they kinda resemble how I feel when I wake up in the morning before work. Minus the bestiality undertones.

Dunder – Your damn right they purr.

]]> By: Dunder http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/#comment-585 Dunder Thu, 01 May 2008 01:29:34 +0000 http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/?p=165#comment-585 Katie, would you feel like a bad ass if you were riding a giant multi colored steel horse? Those things purrrrrr. Katie, would you feel like a bad ass if you were riding a giant multi colored steel horse?

Those things purrrrrr.

]]> By: catie http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/unsuitable-theme-songs-for-the-life-of-chuck-bon-jovis-wanted-dead-or-alive/#comment-584 catie Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:20:47 +0000 http://chuckblog.wordpress.com/?p=165#comment-584 I love the idea of you sharing your theme songs, I will understand you on a new level from here on. I never understood Bon Jovi as a sex symbol, but there is no denying that something special that happens when wanted dead or alive is playing. (Can I call you chuckuba from here on? That was the name of my first, and dead cat) I always feel really BAD ASS listening to Rammstein's Keine Lust (or any Rammstein for that matter) when I am driving in my car. Here are the lyrics translated into English. Rammstein- Keine Lust I don't feel like it I don't feel like it I don't feel like it I don't feel like it I don't feel like not hating myself Don't feel like touching myself I would feel like masturbating Don't feel like trying it I would feel like getting undressed Don't feel like seeing myself naked I would feel like it with big animals Don't feel like risking it Don't feel like going from the snow Don't feel like freezing I don't feel like it I don't feel like it I don't feel like it No I don't feel like it I don't feel like chewing anything because I don't feel like digesting it Don't feel like weighing myself Don't feel like lying in fat I would feel like it with big animals Don't feel like risking it Don't feel like going from the snow Don't feel like freezing I'll just keep lying here and I'll count the flies again I listlessly touch myself and notice I've been frigid for a long time already [1] So frigid, I'm cold . . . I don't feel like it I love the idea of you sharing your theme songs, I will understand you on a new level from here on. I never understood Bon Jovi as a sex symbol, but there is no denying that something special that happens when wanted dead or alive is playing.

(Can I call you chuckuba from here on? That was the name of my first, and dead cat)

I always feel really BAD ASS listening to Rammstein’s Keine Lust (or any Rammstein for that matter) when I am driving in my car. Here are the lyrics translated into English.

Rammstein- Keine Lust

I don’t feel like it
I don’t feel like it
I don’t feel like it
I don’t feel like it

I don’t feel like not hating myself
Don’t feel like touching myself
I would feel like masturbating
Don’t feel like trying it
I would feel like getting undressed
Don’t feel like seeing myself naked

I would feel like it with big animals
Don’t feel like risking it
Don’t feel like going from the snow
Don’t feel like freezing

I don’t feel like it
I don’t feel like it
I don’t feel like it
No I don’t feel like it

I don’t feel like chewing anything
because I don’t feel like digesting it
Don’t feel like weighing myself
Don’t feel like lying in fat

I would feel like it with big animals
Don’t feel like risking it
Don’t feel like going from the snow
Don’t feel like freezing
I’ll just keep lying here
and I’ll count the flies again
I listlessly touch myself
and notice I’ve been frigid for a long time already [1]
So frigid, I’m cold . . .

I don’t feel like it

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