It’s Fun To Do Bad Things
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He’s gonna be a force of nature by 16.
It’s the new Biggy!
Or he’s the new C.J. from GTA San Andreas.
So he’ll either be rapping or stealing cars and running over random people in the streets.
Hey, I know that kid!
This kid’s life is fucked.
I jus wanted to do hoodrat stuffs wit my frien.
His name is “LaTourion Milton.”
I laughed harder than I’ve laughed in a milleons years at the rave/Dj mix version of this shite.
I took my grammama car cause i got mad at my ma. Then my frin blahblah an he smoke wif cigarettes.
I yanked it. I yank the uh. I yanked it. I yanked the, uh, thang {pulls arm in yanking motion}
Google this fuck’s name, he just beat up his gramama in a Walmart for not buying him chicken wingsnot messing.
This was fucking news in Palm Beach Gardens?
I wish I could have been at the editorial meeting for that broadcast:
Guy 1: Fuck! We’re two minutes short. Can’t we squeeze a little more out of weather or sports?
Guy 2: Not today. Those segments already suck ass.
Guy 1: Shit! I guess we gotta run that bit about the little black kid that took his grandma’s car.
Guy 2: Yeah, you’re right. Let’s exploit the hell out of him and stigmatize him for the rest of his life. Viewers love stories about people that are worse off than they are!
It should be noted that this is from the local news where I grew up. Been loving on Chuckblog for months now (since ‘Interview with a Scoundrel’) Hope to meet you someday.