You’re angry because you got charged for a shirley temple? Honey, nothing in life is free. It costs a bar money (in the form of Sprite syrup, CO2, water, grenadine, ice makers, glassware, and employees wages) all for you too have that flamboyant little beverage. Then you go on some fake sympathy trip about being a DD and being overcharged (which most bartenders realize is fake half the time) only to go into the bathroom and illegally pour vodka into your drink… No one feels sorry for you there.

It would seem you literally fought your way into the bar. This, along with when people fight to stay after last call, is something I will never understand. For whatever reason (I cant imagine why any bouncer wouldn’t love having some cheap, sparks drinking, loser standing outside his bar blocking the doorway for young, fun, attractive clientele that actually intend to spend money. But thats another discussion.) the staff didn’t want you inside. Why did you feel so compelled to go in? Why did you think you would have a good time in an establishment were the staff doesn’t want you there? If the place is so lame, it should have been easy to just walk away…

…But let me guess, the bar was packed. Even from outside you could see that the people inside were enjoying themselves. And before those highly attractive gold diggers snubbed you, you didn’t mind the idea of getting drunk and seeing if one of them would talk to you. But they didn’t. As usual, Alpha Beta Dbag got to them first. So all you were left to do is drink your own booze with your friends and pretend to be critical of the people who reject you. But honestly, you could have done that from home.

So on behalf of that Vin Diesel bouncer and the bartender you stiffed, I’m going to request that next time you just stay home.